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Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns
The only good thing about not being on BC is not having crazy mood swings.

The absolute worst part is debilitating cramps that I simply have to ignore while I’m at work. Yeah. Cause that’s totally gonna work.

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

going to barnes & noble always gets my blood pumpin and reminds me im alive

And empties my bank account.

gardenburger:

dark-dionysian-nsfw:

gardenburger:

HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???

Because…

Because… Shit.

Can we get JKR on the phone ?

yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls

My theory: the horcrux was part of Harry’s soul. If Fawkes hadn’t saved him, the horcrux would have been destroyed upon Harry’s death, as it was when Voldemort killed him. The only reason Harry lived after Voldemort killed him was because Voldemort had tethered their lives together when he used Harry’s blood to recreate his body.

After another random 12 hour shift I once again cannot feel my feet

My pocket is not complaining though. Especially since I only work 3 days this week.

2014 so far

thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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August

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lovedly: You run? YAY! Okay, so I've decided to take up running because I used to have breathing problems as a kid and could never do it... I also have really athletic siblings I'd like to sort of keep up with and yeah. Blah blah blah. Anyways, I was informed if I was going to start running, I needed a high impact sports bra and as I've never shopped for one before, I was wondering if there were any brands you'd recommend?

Sorry this took me forever to answer. I was at work when you sent it and then today I’ve not been home. Buuuuttttttt. I honestly think the type of sports bra depends a lot on how “well endowed” you are. For example, I’m not very endowed at all so a medium impact one works fine for me, but if you are well endowed then definitely go for the high impact. I tend to get my sports bras at TJMaxx because they’re only about $6-8 for really good brands like Nike, Reebok, and Addidas. My favorite sports bras though are actually from Jockey. I have the same one in like 3 different colors. My second favorite is actually my Victoria’s Secret one (which is medium impact) though the best time to get them is during the semi-annual sales, otherwise they’ll cost you an arm and a leg, just like everything else in that wretchedly beautiful I-want-every-thing-they-have store. I would recommend actually going to a store like TJMaxx or Marshall’s if you have one nearby as they have multiple options for brands, styles, and intensities that you can try on to see what works well for you!!! If you have any other questions feel free to ask.
(Also you should totally get the nike running app for your phone cause it’ll track your runs for you and it’s super duper motivating ^.^)

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

Not to mention you know EVERYONE so you can never get away with anything.

I may or may not have just bought 5 more books

I’m not admitting to anything.